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Reality TV Star

from Intromaniac (Album Demos) by Project Culture

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My internal monologue’s like a TV show
And I’m it’s main protagonist
The whole thing filmed all in one take
All with one camera from my point of view
I like to think all my mistakes and bad days
Are just subplots and padding leading to
The showrunner’s true intended vision
They’re just negotiating that bigger budget for next season

And this show must have a big writing team
New one each episode, I reckon 7 at least
Who decide on a whim what my mood will be
And they have no idea what they’re doing with me
There’s no sense of consistency
It’s like I’m a new character every day
Think they stole scripts meant for someone else
Gave them to me and then crossed out the names
There’s the one who thinks that he’ll transcend
The one who can’t get out of bed
The one who thinks he can't trust his friends
The one who wants it all to end
The one who says ‘hey this is all I know’
The one who wants to be alone
Be great if that main overarching story could get going at some point

Why the hell do they keep renewing this?
Must be the low budget demands (I don’t get out much)
Feel like I’d have been a better supporting character
Be whatever someone else’s story needs me to be
Guess my show’s a classic British Sitcom
With cynical characters full of resentment
Doomed to fail without redemption
And I don't know how to shake this typecast off

I want a plot twist
I want a character arc
I want a deus ex machina
I want an end of season payoff
I want the deleted scenes
I want the scenes they didn't film
I want a new director
I want the next episode

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from Intromaniac (Album Demos), released January 2, 2023

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Project Culture London, UK

Occasionally self-aware London art rock band.

Gary Hill - Vocals and Guitar

Andrew Lewis Smith - Guitar and Vocals

Jamie Richardson - Bass

Toby Cashman - Drums
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